I am currently in Thailand. If you want to read my travelogues, goto my travel blog at: http://thaikarl.blogspot.com/ May/June/July 2007
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My Mom Died
September 2, 2001 4:40pm - a commemorative gallery of pictures
Metro #8 weekday
Metro #8 saturday
Metro #8 sunday
Metro #43 weekday
a picture of french toast and butter
who are these
people? I have their photos...
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According to an article
on CNN, this is the funniest joke in the world:
These are two very "inside" jokes:
Rene Descartes was working at home on a new discourse. His kids were playing, banging on pots and pans. Rene shouted at them, "KIDS! Stop that racket! I can't think!" and he disappeared.
Werner Heisenberg was stopped by a policeman for speeding. The cop took his drivers license and registration and asked him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No" said Heisenberg, "but I know where I am."
took one of those zillions of personality tests online. this is my results:
Oh would i were
where i would be
form an article in USA
In fact, the phenomenon of carrying on multiple individual conversations simultaneously, never possible before instant messaging, is so prevalent that scientists have given the talent a name: split attention. Read the entire article
is your Random Number: [
] Use it wisely!
::: COLLECTIVE WORD STRINGS
In parts of canada, the have flashing GREEN traffic signals. no canadian i have asked knows what this means. i found out it is the equivalent of a green left turn arrow. oncoming traffic sees a red light - you can turn left without having to stop and wait for oncoming traffic to clear.
In the Kingdom of ZENO, the "ponytail thru the opening in the
back of a baseball cap" thing would be disallowed. Absolutely.
The kind of recognition error you refer to is called a mondegreen,
a name coined by Sylvia Wright in 1954. In childhood, she misheard the
last line of an old Scottish ballad called "The Bonny Earl of Murray,"
and thought it went: "They hae slain the Earl of Murray, And Lady
Some days it doesn't seem like there is any reason to being here. other days it all makes sense.
The most important thing a father can do for his household is... kill spiders. Ask matt.
on my tombstone (if there is a body to bury) i want the words: Oh Well...
i hate computers. no. i love computers.
what i need and what i want are rarely in the same place at the same time.
every day i wake up and i just decide to be happy. so i am. --curtis, the nephew
in the kingdom of ZENO, baseball hats could be be worn ONLY by actual baseball players while engaged in playing baseball. period.
i woke up one morning and decided i needed more sleep. so i went back to sleep.
Don't bring a knife, even a big one, to a gunfight.
Department of Redundancy Department
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
From the moment your heart starts beating in the womb, until you die, you have a finite number of heartbeats for your life. Exercise just uses those heartbeats up faster.
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing
you will make one.
I like it when there is ONE question, and ONE answer.
Sign in front of a building:
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
Can this be SPAM? Of course not, quote:
"We are aware that undesirable e-mail can
be a real incovenience, therefore we beg you to accept our most sincere
oh sure, and there is a guy in Nigeria who needs a little help getting his millions out the the country, and a little girl in michigan who needs 10,000 emails cause bill gates will send $5.00 to her cancer fund for every email...
Why would some one send this to me? anybody have a clue? is this SPAM? Some kind of code? The beautiful thing about haveing a email address: everyday, your inbox is an adventure. The world comes to you. Its a strange world out there.
Today i actually said: " MSN is my ISP for my
breakfast.com halted. Cereal port not responding
oh, gee whiz.
I was laid off my job October 25, 2002. I have my life back. Sure, i will miss the paycheck. but not much else. the place was a good place to work, except for a boss who could not control his temper, was duplicitous, hubristic, and whose every word was some form of a sale.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know,
walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of
calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather
frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made
Q I went round the world
again. europe, india, thailand.
do you realize how much pinkie finger stress
One of these days, I will put some stuff in this space.
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